Oooh.. since times are freaky, I shall give my opinion on politics. Here's a list of people I will bash:
1. the Opposition. I bet they call themselves The Unholy Opposition. what dorks. haha
2. newspapers. mga chismosang bakla
The
opposition is bitter, the whole lot of them. They start rallies and
crap in society because they have no other way of voicing their
opinions. They make the point of each rally pointless by making a mess.
Seriously, since when did people change the very fabric of society by
getting their hair wet from water cannons? They only snag at the
fabric. It's not only harmful, it's very annoying.
Bitter?
Bitter you say, hijo? Not ampalaya bitter, opposition bitter! Yes,
they're all bitter as burnt ampalaya dipped in detergent. Anyway... So,
why do I say they're bitter? Bro. Eddie is bitter because he didn't
win. It's so annoying. "Dude, you didn't win! Stop whining!" He wasn't
even close. He's not even a real priest. Now, I felt sorry for Susan
Roces until I realized that she's bitter too. Her husband died, which
was very, very tragic, so I think that really traumatized her. But
then, she suddenly thinks she has the responsibility to lead us to our
future. I wonder what kind of future we're gonna have under her. I bet
that at every presidential meeting thing, she's gonna spend the whole
time crying like an emo kid. It's obviously not going to be much better
than what we're getting now, and she's not even our president yet.
Yikes. Ergo, she's bitter because she doesn't have any new movies.
Hehe. Hmm.. Cory Aquino. Now this is tragic. Her husband was a
modern-day hero. She was the righteous underdog. And a few weeks back,
she made the big switch. "Ano ba?!?" Really, what's up with that? Why
the opposition? It's just a crowd of people who cry too much without
getting up and cleaning up their own mess. Not that her switch matters
to us, right? (I'm bitter too. Hmph!) Her decision is a lot more
annoying than those posters along Kalayaan Avenue with stuff about
armadong rebolusyons written on them. She's just bitter because Kris
didn't turn out well.
Okay, it's the newspapers' turn! Yay!
Manila
Bulletin is perpetually pro-government propaganda. And it's so boring!
Their comics are badly drawn renditions of jokes from the 90's. Yuck.
It's basically a very boring waste of paper, which could have been used
to print textbooks for poor children.
The PDI is very annoying. They epitomize the sensationalist
range of media. "Wanna see pictures of an aquitted person, I mean, a
whole truckload of escaped convicted necrophilic-pedophilic prisoners?
Turn to page 3! And don't forget to read the frontpage! There was
another rally, with a whopping crowd of 50 people! Some of them weren't
even there! I bet the earth shook that night." I'm just glad that
Super! doesn't write too much about nymphomania, materialism, atheism,
materialism, Tim Yap's life, and materialism anymore. The Inquirer's
what we read at home, and I really like Kiko Machine. Hehe. It's very
cute, unlike Mikrokosmos, which is annoying because it tries to be all
goody-goody but in a way that resembles the opposition's way of trying
to be all salvation-for-societyish. Oh, and Conrado de Quiros can never
make up his mind. He'd better
concentrate, because he can pretty much fix our problems if he'd just
stop trying to be a hippie.
So, there. Everyone
thinks that the Philippines is in a very deep mess because of the
media, when the arts, manufacturing industries, and even tourism
industries are actually flourishing, among pretty much everything
except for the politics of the oppositionist fags in the government.
They're psychoterrorists and they use propaganda as bombs. And they're
bitter. Trust me, the Philippines is paradise. You just have to realize
that there are more good people who are willing to sacrifice salaries
to change the way government works than bitter people who leave social
landmines wherever they tread.
Currently listening to: The Shins - New Slang
Currently reading: Painting: A Creative Approach
Currently watching: TV? *shun!*
Currently feeling: bitter! haha. I'm happy:D
